My Wife Has The Remote

Marriage means subjecting each other to horrible television and movies.

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Center Stage (Part 1)

“Life Doesn’t Hold Try Outs”

Center Stagewas on sale at Target for $5 about six years ago, so my wife purchased it. Please note that this is the exact same reason why I own Bring It On and Airheads which demonstrates that the threshold of taste for anything lowers with its price and accessibility. Also of note: I unwrapped this DVD from the cellophane about 20 minutes ago so I could start this project, so, by omission and ipso facto, my wife has already admitted that this movie is inherently unwatchable.

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The List

Bambi

A Beautiful Mind

Beverly Hills, 90210 - Season One

Beverly Hills, 90210 - Season Two

Center Stage

Chappelle’s Show - Season Two

Chicago

Dave Matthews Band - The Central Park Concert

Dirty Dancing

Justin Timberlake - Justified: The Videos

Justin Timberlake - Live from London

Justin Timberlake - Live from Madison Square Garden

So I Married an Axe Murderer

Top Gun

Twilight

The Twilight Saga - New Moon

The Twilight Saga - Eclipse

Some of these are…better…than others, but each one will probably be done in parts. One, it’ll preserve my sanity, and, two, unless my wife goes on an Amazon spending spree, drawing this out better serves the longevity of the project. Plus, it should be noted that this isn’t “My Wife Has Bad Taste” (although, since she married me, that is debatable, HAH!), but I’m more focused on the idea that we have very different tastes. She also was never one to buy DVDs.

Suggestions are welcome, as well. We only own one television (#firstworldproblems), so I am subject to any iteration of the Real Housewives, numerous dance competitions, and TLC freak family shows. I’m not sure how those can fit with the structure I initially laid out, but I’m sure it’s possible in some way.

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The idea for this blog came from one Mr. Touchy_Seeley while my wife was away on a business trip. After explaining to him which of the DVDs on the shelf my wife brought to the table when we moved in together many years ago, he challenged me to start a new blogging endeavor wherein I review each and every one of them.
After I complete this adventure, I am going to bludgeon him to death using said DVDs.
In the meantime, I imagine that this will make my wife immeasurably happy since I will now have to sit down and watch these films and TV seasons, some for a second viewing. On the plus side, some of her choices are actually pretty great, so it won’t all be snarky commentary and musicals.
So to start, go ahead and guess which of these belong to her. 

The idea for this blog came from one Mr. Touchy_Seeley while my wife was away on a business trip. After explaining to him which of the DVDs on the shelf my wife brought to the table when we moved in together many years ago, he challenged me to start a new blogging endeavor wherein I review each and every one of them.

After I complete this adventure, I am going to bludgeon him to death using said DVDs.

In the meantime, I imagine that this will make my wife immeasurably happy since I will now have to sit down and watch these films and TV seasons, some for a second viewing. On the plus side, some of her choices are actually pretty great, so it won’t all be snarky commentary and musicals.

So to start, go ahead and guess which of these belong to her.